Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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