she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
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the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
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I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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