how can u be prego again
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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