i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
I have fence marks all over my body
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Is that strawberry winking at me??
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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