ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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