we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
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