Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
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I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
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I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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