Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
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I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
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There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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