Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
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i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
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I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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