I'm going to jail i love you
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
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It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
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I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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