I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
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Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
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Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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