I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
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