My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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