i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Randomize
