I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
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My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
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She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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