I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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