he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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