Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
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Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
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seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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