My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
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