belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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