Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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