Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
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Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
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Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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