How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
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She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
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...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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