i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Randomize
