chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
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He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
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All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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