I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
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On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
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I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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