i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
please don't ironically join a cult
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