He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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