Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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