Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
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I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
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Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
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