Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
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Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
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Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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