actually, I'm a sock model
he thought i was a dude.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
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I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
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He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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