is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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