not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
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RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
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Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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