she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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