God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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