Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
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Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
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I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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