Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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