he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
send nudes
from the living room?
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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