i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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