Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
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sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
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My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
The adults are the big ones right?
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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