dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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