Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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