I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
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It is literally 8 in the morning.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
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Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
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It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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