I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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