And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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