Don't you send me to vm
Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
