Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
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The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
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I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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