Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
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took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
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I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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