She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
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