It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
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I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
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Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
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