just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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