i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
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It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
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This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
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