I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
I have post one night stand depression
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